RT @al3x: “The only weapons we have [in programming] are simplicity and convention.” http://bit.ly/98E6VR — @jhooks

Just when programming was threatening to become productive, along came browser incompatibility to save our profession. — @KentBeck

An approach I often take to testing web application performance is similar to how the US Army tested WW2 recruits for syphilis. — @QualityFrog

Man infects himself with computer virus. http://u.nu/6szsa — @GuyKawasaki

Rails 2.3.6 is out. Because I write tests, my upgrades are going flawlessly. How are yours going? — @bphogan

So apparently Ajax means “uses JavaScript” and HTML5 now means “doesn’t use Flash.” — @simonw

Stephen Fry to judge Guardian Hay festival’s Twitter competition. http://bit.ly/csHIyN — @guardiantech

Nevada bans chicken suits from polling places. — @anamariecox

In case you missed it: Google checks the rear view mirror, sees the competition spinning wheels. http://tnw.to/16DLy — @TheNextWeb

Guy across the street is proclaiming that he’s too much of a CD guy to move to mp3 because CDs “sound better.” There are CD purists? — @geoffreywiseman

Now @pragprog enters viking land – Pomodoro Technique Illustrated will be translated into Swedish. http://wp.me/paY4e-c2 — @staffannoteberg

I really should get around to watching LOST. I've heard it’s a good show. — @HuntHenning

Now that this unnamed decade is almost over, it occurs to me that it should be called the pre-teens. It was about that confusing & awkward. — @noradio

RT @jasonjwwilliams: There are only two hard problems in Comp Sci: 1. Cache invalidation 2. Naming things 3. Off-by-one errors. — @mmazur

Do you have to parallel park a parallel universe? How many tries do I get? — @merlyn

It was satisfying to respond to the salesman's suggestion that I do an exchange with, “That’s not possible as I destroyed it in anger.” — @noradio

No, your iPod doesn’t get heavier when you add songs, in case you were wondering: http://ow.ly/1OJ9c — @danfrakes

“Almost all (99.9%) nucleotide bases are exactly the same in all people.” Why can’t we be friends, why can’t we be friends... — @mandosally

“Genetics loads the gun and the environment pulls the trigger.” Good point to remember! Clinical Genomics CE #mla2010 — @mandosally

Pac-Man’s 30th birthday was marred by the sudden deportation of the Super Mario Bros. What were those fools doing in Arizona? — @ConanOBrien

The Venn diagram for elegant JavaScript code and cross-browser DOM scripting is two different circles. — @jeresig

I love ketchup. It’s the only reason I eat fries. — @ericjbruno