In Philadelphia, you must buy a $300 license to blog: http://tinyurl.com/2fslqkm — @trevorburnham

Under Sendek's proposed naming schema, the sun would weigh 2.2 hellatons, and release 0.3 hellawatts of energy http://goo.gl/kmFR — @codinghorror

This Enterprise Agile Manifesto would be hilarious if it weren't so accurate - http://bit.ly/akrs8S — @mheusser

OH: "candidate must still like Java" :) — @dalmaer

Why do all that major mattress brands start with the letter "S"? — @ronhitchens

Everything's going along fine, then the ewoks show up & ruin the whole movie. — @neal4d

hey internet girl who quit with a whiteboard: next time start your meme on a day when someone doesn't quit with the AIRPLANE EMERGENCY SLIDE — @StephenAtHome

Hey, Paul Allen: if those Interval Research patents have value, how come a billionaire like you couldn't turn them into products? — @pragpub

RIP wave - an incredibly innovative solution for a problem apparently no one had — @markryall

Still no results for "Peggy Olson headdesk"; it is proven that Mad Men viewers and animated gifs creators are wholly distinct sets. — @therealadam

So apparently the SETI conference was held here last week. Bellman says "They didn't find any." — @clarkware

aw man, there's almost no calvino available in the kindle store. that blows. — @bscofield

I really like Hipmunk (http://www.hipmunk.com) any travel site that has a "sort by agony" button understands its customers — @Werner

Welcome to the new decade: Java is a restricted platform, Google is evil, Apple is a monopoly and Microsoft are the underdogs — @phil_nash

It's obvious that James Gosling's poor web server can't handle the assault of everyone who wants to know his thoughts about SCOracle. — @olabini

I once saw HTML5 walking across a lake to heal an injured swan. #html5keyfacts — @Cennydd

Best quote from the HN comments: "What Google is doing should be illegal. What Oracle is doing is immoral." — @tswicegood

The Flying Spagetti Monster is the descendant of some Flightless Manicotti. — @MrAlanCooper

Sick of seeing my "welcome to the new decade" tweet? Now you can be sick of my blog post about it too: http://bit.ly/cBi0ZH — @phil_nash

Either printer ink is made from unicorn blood or we’re all getting screwed. — @theoatmeal

My new iPhone charging cable is nasty, brutish, and short. — @scottdavis99

Rails uses symbols so excessively I just started writing :true and :false *facepalm*. — @grahamedgecombe

So many great practices and habits are caught, not taught. Who are you spending time with today? — @jaredrichardson

Send a question to IT group; get a meeting invite as a response. That is efficiency by God! — @mzarra

When you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. Your tastes only narrow and exclude people. so create. — @mikemangino

Jobs outsourced to India re-outsourced to unskilled Americans! http://bit.ly/9tMlDI — @kabirkhan

Bottlenecks often walk around on two legs. — @mtnygard

Friends don't let friends use class variables. #ruby — @mjijackson

RT @r: Facebook Places is going to do away with the need for Foursquare the way Facebook status updates did away with the need for Twitter. — @dalmaer

Ruby has ruined my ability to write Java without irritability, resentment and superciliousness — @markryall

Tablet + resistive touchscreen + desktop OS = thoroughbred racehorse + blindfold + amputated leg. — @mattgemmell

New drinking game: when a speaker refers to people as "resources", then throw a drink at him. #agile2010 — @jbrains

Newsweek was just sold for $1. To show you how media has changed, the asking price for my twitter account is 65 billion dollars. Cash. — @ConanOBrien

I forgit how I lived without git these many years. — @venkat_s

#agile2010 Programmers started the agile movement to get closer to customers not project mangers. — @unclebobmartin

Was @flipboard designed to prevent rickrolling, or is that just a happy accident? — @invalidname

If only social awkwardness was considered performance art ... — @markryall

People fascinated by the idea of progress never suspect that every step forward is also a step on the way to the end. — @MyraTrembath509

This hermit crab is either dead or molted or dead b/c I disturbed its molt. It's the Heisenberg uncertainty crab in a schroedinger aquarium. — @hodgman

Once you've seen one picture of the Mandelbrot set, you've seen them all. — @billkarwin

Hygeine is a human concern. Animals have 2 groups: those who don't bathe, and those who urinate in bathwater. — @tottinge