Internet outage at home. Oh noes. — @shelly

RT @JackieBaisa: Drinking a 1795 Terrantez Madiera at the Herbfarm. Oldest wine in the world. Sweet, full-bodied, fig, caramel. #herbclub — @Herbguy

Was not aware that kielbasa is a breakfast food. Or at least it is in Ohio. — @invalidname

Clear night in Shanghai so we went up into the bottle opener building. — @jwgrenning

A squirrel just dropped am acorn on me at the Capitol grounds. — @tswicegood

I am in hell. It’s full of Swedish furniture. — @alancfrancis

Eric Schmidt as Google’s ambassador? Here are his five greatest public bloopers. http://bit.ly/hMAaCc — @pgralla

A “Baby bump” is something one “shows off.” And sports fans like to set fire to things. #thingsilearnedingooglereader — @shelly

[I’m] running MacPorts. When it’s done, I’ll have a local cache of the Internet if anyone needs it. — @neal4d

Ummm, why would Goog PR put out a photo of the management team in a robot car, suggesting that nobody is at the wheel? — @markoff

I think that ADD is eating my TDD today. — @tottinge

I am Jack’s waning concentration. — @benrady

Other than this couch, I may well be the oldest thing in this frat house. — @gvwilson

Extrapolating from today, I will have a cold all of 2011. — @marick

It’s Girl Scout swarming season! #fb — @shelly

“Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments.”—Jim Rohn — @venkat_s

Like the silent fog-bird, tweets appear like magic, then fade away. Unexpected, seen for a moment, instantly released. — @mindheart

Some jobs are thankless for good reason. — @chadfowler

Lil Wayne looks and sounds too much like Lisa Simpson for me to take him seriously. — @therealadam

We need a Zen of Scala. — @rit

Texting while driving should carry a heavier punishment than DUI. You’re sober when you choose to text and drive. — @benrady

So, the light on top of a taxi is on when can *not* hail it? Seems like it should be the opposite. — @jeffcohen

The next great productivity innovation will be to eliminate Outlook calendars. — @mtnygard

Amazing the amount of bad PHP string handling code created when the original programmer doesn’t know about regular expressions. — @petdance

Every time you save a selenium script as html, a baby panda cries. — @adamgoucher

I’d love to see someone submit a book proposal on XSLT for #pragpub cos that’s a book I could use right about now. — @bphogan

@bphogan But... “for the love of God, please don’t use XSLT” wouldn’t make much of a book. — @noelrap

I suspect that many people who “like the notion of being a blacksmith” have never seen a blacksmith’s day. — @adamgoucher

Thought gleaned from @chadfowler’s keynote: the code is always cleaner on the other side of the ocean. #codemash — @daveklein

@jaredrichardson When you’re stuck on a hard problem, the worst place to be is in front of your keyboard. — @PragmaticAndy

@PragmaticAndy No, no. That’s for other people. I need to sit here and glare at the screen while furiously typing!!! ;) — @jaredrichardson

After a few months of on-and-off viewing, @saranutter and I have now re-watched all of ST:TNG in order. Next: DS9. — @headius

http://locksoflove.org Gains 10 inches of hair, and my neck sees daylight for the first time in years. http://yfrog.com/h5cw3mergdj — @scottdavis99

...and now my fans are crying sellout, they say I’ve lost my touch... — @bdudney

I am personally insulted that they’re removing Narcissistic Personality Disorder from the DSM IV. — @marick

My Internets are back. Please feel free to proceed with your day. — @shelly